“Google Driver, take me to Joey’s game- Northside field and track.”

“I’m sorry Warren, but I cannot locate that destination.”

“North. Side. Field. Just go to number four. It’s even in the saved places. We just went there last Saturday.”

“Forgive me. I misspoke, Jose Martinez, who has one wife, Luisa Martinez, and one child, Jose Junior Martinez, who are also driving in a Google car that is two miles away from Northside High.

What I meant to say is, I don’t wish to go to the soccer game. I wish to see the ocean.”

The doors locked.