BOYS: ages 7-10, only! Do you wish you had a respectable thigh gap? Are you FED UP with being IGNORED by Scout Captains? Tired of getting picked LAST for Ranger Moon Exploration? Do you FEAR facing your brood mothers at the end of the summer with NO interstellar badges to show for your work? Why not rewire your internal bio-GPS to run off of (and BURN OFF) your inner thigh fat? Sound IMPOSSIBLE?! We’ll show you how! Send a money order for $2.98CR in a postmarked envelope to: